Okay but I do lowkey like a cheap asti spumante (Which is barely more expensive than soda) more than the expensive-for-normal-people champagne I've had

NGL when I saw the word "WINE" I was preparing myself for a Linux joke.

100%

Champagne is butt.

I always knew there was a certain level of marketing BS with French wines, but I didn’t realize just how much BS until I watched this video on how “terroir” hamstrung the French wine industry.