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submitted 3 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I'm not buying it

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[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

This is gonna cost you

[-] redbrick@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

One day you will pay for your attitude.

[-] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

If you pay for the tickets I will come explain that you are 2nd place.

this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2026

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