Back in the 1600's boob job technology was not precise enough to make to equally large boobs. Also, back then spirit levels were very unreliable so the boobs would often be out of level.
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tbf this is accurate to real bodies. breasts are frequently mismatched in size. it's something a lot of trans women get hung up about with their own breast development, not realizing that it's really common. what makes this extra funny, though, is that she has unrealistic proportions, suggesting surgery - if your surgeon leaves you this mismatched ask for a revision lmao.
You are all fools and not asking the right questions, like what the fuck is up with that bulging pie. That's a fucking jelly pudding, that's fucking jell-o with a fucking pie crust.
It looks like a whipped cream pie straight outta clown school
That's the other pie yeah, which for some reason is covered in foil. Puritan foil. I guess. But at least I can get how its theoretically supposed to be appetizing. The other thing is brown jello.
Also how has no one commented on the fact that the only way for "Trads posting ws" to get content is to AI generate it? Weak.
you can't go over the river and thru the woods dressed like that
Lol the guy looks like Henry Cavill in The Witcher.
Part of the prompt may have been "just like in the Witcherino!" 
Trad is just a BDSM type fetish for people who have never examined any of their emotions in their life
This is so fucking funny lol. I can't even decide if it's funnier when it's unironic or ironic.
When your outside beliefs are puritan but your inner suppressed kink monster needs to express itself.