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[-] Foxfire@pawb.social 25 points 4 days ago

If that fails, remember you always perform under pressure...about 1 atmosphere of it.

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I could only manage 1.01325 bars of that song.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 10 points 4 days ago

Age has me longing for a mountainous environment.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Okay but remember with less gravity you also get less oxygen

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 4 days ago
[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Good to be prepared:

Mmm num ba de
Dum bum ba be
Doo buh dum ba beh beh

Pressure: pushing down on me
Pressing down on you, no man ask for
Under pressure that burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets

Um ba ba be
Um ba ba be
De day da
Ee day da

That's OK

That's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends screaming
"Let me out!"

Tomorrow gets me higher
Pressure on people, people on streets

Day day de mm hm
Da da da ba ba
OK

Chippin' around, kick my brains 'round the floor
These are the days: it never rains but it pours

Ee do ba be
Ee da ba ba ba
Um bo bo
Be lap

People on streets
Ee da de da de
People on streets
Ee da de da de da de da

It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends screaming
"Let me out!"

Tomorrow gets me higher, higher, high!
Pressure on people, people on streets

Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence, but it don't work
Keep coming up with love, but it's so slashed and torn

Why, why, why!?

Love, love, love, love, love

Insanity laughs under pressure
We're breaking

Can't we give ourselves one more chance?
Why can't we give love that one more chance?
Why can't we give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love?

'Cause love's such an old-fashioned word
And love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves

Under pressure
Under pressure
Pressure

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago
[-] 64bithero@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Careful that you don't add an extra beat to the rhythm. You'd hate to infringe on Rob Van Winkle's infringement.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Vanilla ICE agent can go straight to hell.

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

Interviewers stop him at the intro: "No, we're pretty sure that's Ice Ice Baby"

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago
[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago
[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 days ago

sings Ice Ice Baby instead

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

... don't call us, we'll call you.

[-] manniesalado@piefed.social 5 points 4 days ago

You're hired!

[-] Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com 4 points 3 days ago

@64bithero If the only thing I had to do to get the job was to sing that song, I'd be a shoe in.

this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2026
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