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[–] 35 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Rookie mistake. Murders happen only in those quaint villages where you stop accidentally.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Those were all just accidents. Sandford is the safest town in the country.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    If you want something done right...

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    You’re suppose to move there from the big city. Or get transferred.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I came from SCANDINAVIA to a quaint English town with significant naval history and I didn't witness even a single horrific murder!

    Total ripoff!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Man, Michael Shannon looks grumpy!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Maybe get better at murder solving

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Wrong part of the UK. Should have visited Barnsley

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Did they even try being a profession that has nothing to do with law enforcement but somehow being taken as seriously as the real detectives because they live in a quirky house?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    beika town in detective conan took them all

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    sounds like a skill issue

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