I saw pumpkin spice flavor dude wipes in the store. Truly I don't understand the marketing on that one... It's tacticool sanitary products for men who are insecure about getting something "girly", but then scented with something feminine coded?? Who is that for

Is it like when frat bros wear pink tank tops, but they have to be pink tank tops for men? Any masculinity understanders here?

You can wipe your ass, with TREATS!!??!?

Can't believe this company went woke, this smell isn't manly at all! Where's my bacon and gasoline scented ass wipes?

Wait dude wipes are for wiping your ass? I always assumed they were face wipes. The marketing was funny to me before, but trying to imagine a guy who thinks wiping his ass is too effeminate is cracking me up right now.

"Dude" in the most judgmental inflection possible

instead of paying $11.99 for this every two weeks or whatever just save up for a bidet

Dogs thought they liked smelling my butt before, they go absolutely ape shit now.

font reminds me of "DUNE." Missed Marketing opportunity for Spice-scented Blue DUNE WIPES

fellas is it gay to wipe your ass

thank god it’s made of plant fibers I was worried I’d have no choice but to clog my toilet with plastic sheets or raw hide

In the tradional crapitallism style they even commodified it's own enshittification in the form of treat sented crap wipes. It was marketed with a melting red, white, and blue shit emoji on a stick.

ah yes, scented toilet paper, because my ass is my primary scent organ.

Our fatbergs will block out the sun

do ass eaters want a second flavor?

Right next to the bleach as god intended

Do you think someone actually bought one or did they just leave a space blank to “prime the pump”