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[-] christian@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Wait dude wipes are for wiping your ass? I always assumed they were face wipes. The marketing was funny to me before, but trying to imagine a guy who thinks wiping his ass is too effeminate is cracking me up right now.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

I have heard a lot of stories of women claiming their boyfriends etc simply don't wipe their ass or give it a couple passes and call it a day. My dad used to have skidmarks on his underwear into his 30s.

[-] christian@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

My dad used to have skidmarks on his underwear into his 30s.

This is great lore on Robert Kennedy Sr.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

My family comes from a long line of pants shitters, and we were glad for it.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

one, then the other.

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