Reposting my OC

Now you just need a Harley and you will never see a woman again.

Yeah, that's why I NEVER work out, so I won't get distracted by other dudes when I'm trying to attract ladies! Wait, I think I see a flaw in my logic....

This also works with Beard Bros. You'll have all the men giving you compliments and women asking you to shave it.

Wear a nice wrist watch. Not a smart watch, something classy. I have one as a gift and I get compliments from other (arguably straight) men all the time. I have never had a woman mention it (I have had women compliment my shoes, shirts, glasses, etc, so this isn't a " zero sample size" issue either.)

Wear nicely fitting clothes (tailored if you can get them), be warm if you’re approached, express genuine interest in what the other person is saying. Bonus points for sense of humor.

Same with having a nice car lol

One woman's opinion:

Bigass muscles are hot on a guy with some body fat. Sumo wrestlers and rugby forwards are WAY hotter than bodybuilders.

The men who don't make a big deal out of it and then they take their shirt off and they're muscly, that's way more fun than a guy hanging out with his sleeves tucked up.

Lol. I love this joke.

But also, I feel the need (a crime in the shitposting community, I know) to point out that, in fact, most women find muscles on men attractive, and if you are a man trying to attract women, while getting jacked isnt the end-all-be-all, you could certainly have a worse strategy. If you don't believe me.... well, go bench 225 and cut down to abs and get back to me.

If you are benching 225 and have abs already, then the problem is much simpler. The reality is, the modal woman interested in men finds stereotypically masculine things hot - being jacked, riding motorcycles, being able to fight, making lots of money, being good at sports, being a leader, etc. But all of these things are sort of like making upgrades to your car - you can do an engine swap, upgrade the suspension, replace the exhaust, add a spoiler, and put flame decals on the wheels. But your car isnt going to go anywhere if you don't take your key and put it in the ignition. Similarly, being really hot and attractive in a bunch of different ways isn't going to get you laid if you can't meet a new woman and ask if she wants to bone without being weird about it.

Which - funny enough - is illustrated in this very comic. Gym bro hits the gym, walks out expecting girls to fall all over him, and gets no response because he doesn't talk to them.

oh well, may as well enjoy the vibes.

Bros are all that matters

Same thing with motorbikes, sport cars and epic guitar solos.

Dude if my physique got me a whole bunch of compliments from a bunch of dudes, that'd be awesome.

So wholesome. 10/10 would spot all those Bros.

I think its good he moved on from his expectations and enjoyed the attention he got 🙂

You'd think this would work out if you're gay. But no, you just get lots of attention from straight guys...

Well, having friends is a green flag for dating.

the homoeroticism and deep insecurities of bodybuilders will never not amuse the shit out of me

Every house party rofl

So it's more of a hobby, really

Damn I need to start working out

Can confirm. The ratio of men complimenting me vs women is like 10:1. I don't lift weights for attention though it's just a side effect.