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As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.
go for it. I just cropped ran your picture through a stencil filter and did some minor cleaning. It's hardly an original work of art.
AI slop...py seconds
professional gooner
"Keep edging until I finish the drawing, please"
He looks happy
What annoys me about that name is that Onans sin wasn't not reproducing (in and of itself) it was that he was rules-lawyering his way out of having to hand his dead brother's property to his widow / Onan's sister-in-law. The law of the time was that if a dude died and left a widow without an heir the brother would provide an heir that would legally count as his dead brother's heir to take over the property and care for his mother as she aged. Onan figures he's gonna pull an oopsie and if she "accidentally" doesn't get pregnant he gets to just screw her out of the property. Honestly considering all the weird shit in that book (such as Abraham's cuck fetish or Ezekiel's interracial gangbang snuff porn), "don't use the letter of the law to screw over vulnerable people" is actually one of the most poignant and meaningful lessons and I hate seeing it boiled down to "nonreproductive sex = bad."
Dude can't even suck his own dick in peace without old timey medics calling him out
imagine being forever known in history as the gooner guy
Life goals
Looks remarkably Swedish. 10/10.
Your comment smell of dane
Hah, I'm no flatlander!
Now that comment makes you Norwegian, no doubt about it. Cheers!
Always fun with a game of spot the Scandinavian!
☑️ i'm in this picture and i don't like it
🎶_Bite my lip and close my eyes_ _Take me away to paradise_🎶
Ah puritans. Don't ever change.
Ahegao face. Lol
MOAR!
I don't remember giving you permission to post this picture of me! Not cool!
the first gooner
Would
Guys! I’m in a book!!! Seriously look here! aggressively pokes page I’m in a book!!!
A Habsburg?
Like looking in a mirror
this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2026
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