New soyjack just dropped

professional gooner

He looks happy

"Keep edging until I finish the drawing, please"

Dude can't even suck his own dick in peace without old timey medics calling him out

imagine being forever known in history as the gooner guy

Looks remarkably Swedish. 10/10.

☑️ i'm in this picture and i don't like it

Ah puritans. Don't ever change.

🎶Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise🎶

What annoys me about that name is that Onans sin wasn't not reproducing (in and of itself) it was that he was rules-lawyering his way out of having to hand his dead brother's property to his widow / Onan's sister-in-law. The law of the time was that if a dude died and left a widow without an heir the brother would provide an heir that would legally count as his dead brother's heir to take over the property and care for his mother as she aged. Onan figures he's gonna pull an oopsie and if she "accidentally" doesn't get pregnant he gets to just screw her out of the property. Honestly considering all the weird shit in that book (such as Abraham's cuck fetish or Ezekiel's interracial gangbang snuff porn), "don't use the letter of the law to screw over vulnerable people" is actually one of the most poignant and meaningful lessons and I hate seeing it boiled down to "nonreproductive sex = bad."

Ahegao face. Lol

the first gooner

Guys! I’m in a book!!! Seriously look here! aggressively pokes page I’m in a book!!!

I don't remember giving you permission to post this picture of me! Not cool!

Would

A Habsburg?

Like looking in a mirror

MOAR!