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Brand New Sentence

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toilet paper is the parchment on which our butts write the memoirs of the things we've eaten (thelemmy.club)

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[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 child)

I'm getting my wife to make me this plaque for the bathroom

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[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Get it made in needlepoint for maximum class.

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