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[–] 49 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Hey, what's up, everyone? Mark Rober here. I'm beyond excited to share something I've been secretly crafting for the past month. Brace yourselves for the grand reveal of a life-sized maze that I've built for my girlfriend. It's not just any maze; it's an epic journey with twists, turns, and challenges at every corner. Now, here's the kicker – if she successfully navigates this labyrinth, she's in for a unique reward: seeds. Yes, seeds. Intrigued? Stick around as we embark on this maze adventure together, and let's see if love blossoms in the heart of this green labyrinth. Get ready for the maze of a lifetime!

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Damn, that's exactly like him, wild

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Oh for god's sake. I said:

    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WISH I COULD BUILD A GIANT MAZE IN A PARKING GARAGE OR PERHAPS AN ABANDONED FACTORY AND PUT YOU IN IT AND WATCH YOU SOLVE VARIOUS PUZZLES IN ORDER TO RECEIVE PEANUTS AND SEEDS!

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    Oh never mind, have this box of chocolates.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Seeing as Glados tried to murder Chell, I can't see that as love.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Is this one of those dates that ends with a remote controlled puppet on a tricycle wanting to play a game?

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Just don't spend too long with the companion nissan cube or I might get jealous...

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    "OK, so do you still want to buy the breadmaker?"

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I'm intrigued.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    A haunted House meets a corn maze. I love it!

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