A box of buttholes (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] 47 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

Real buttholes are useful, so it is not a good comparison.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Well they do both output shit.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago

    It all started back in college

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Left bottom corner looks like this logo.

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    I see you and I raise you:

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    Can we add this one? 4.9 just dropped:

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    There's probably a docker joke in here but thanks for the whale deepseek

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    Grok looks like it had botched surgery.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    some of these look healthier than others

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Is that a new collective noun? Like murder of crows?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Copilot doesn't really look like a butthole IMO

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    looks at own avatar pic

    sees business opportunity

    Fed up with your annoying human employees? Want to rule over an army of yessayers? Shiny surfaces make you drool?

    SchmorpAI has got your back! Let a million bullshit machines loose onto your business! Watch everything burn! Look, look at the flamesss!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    TIL there are avatars on Lemmy

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    The copilot butthole has easy access safety flaps.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago*

    Perhaps they're started by Greendale alumni

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Everything reminds me of her.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    LLMs are explosively imprecise, statistically luke-warm, grey goo extrusion sphincters, which is why all the logos for ‘AI’ companies are variations of arseholes.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Hey there, as a spinster I refuse to be associated with the shitrobot in any way! My yarn is nothing but finest local sheep wool.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Apologies, and corrected. I’m normally much more discerning with checking for these, and will endeavour to prevent this in the future.

    That said, I must call you out as a dag as this juxtaposition uniquely warrants it.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    'Dag' sent me straight to the dictionary. Very accurate, 10/10 would be insulted again by this user! 👍

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    A nonentity calling a schmorpAI-sales-spinster "dag" over an asshole-typo. This day is off to an interesting start.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Admittedly the insults here on lemmy might be a bit more old-timey quirky compared to reddit, but we have to work with what we've got! You'll find it's quite groovy here once you warm up to it.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Can someone put these on cats? You know what I’m asking for:

    
      ,-.       _,---._ __  / \
     /  )    .-'       `./ /   \
    (  (   ,'            `/    /|
     \  `-"             \'\   / |
      `.              ,  \ \ /  |
       /`🍩          ,'-`----Y   |
      (            ;        |   '
      |  ,-.    ,-'         |  /
      |  | (   |        hjw | /
      )  |  \  `.___________|/
      `--'   `--'
    
    
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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    You can't unlick a butthole, kids.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I guess that makes me a member of the butthole surfers.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Why is cortana there though

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    More like shit suckers.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I have an idea for an AI company called UranusAI.

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