The band is named Tool, of course their songs are about what they use to make things.

When you pissed all over my black kettle, Ylyou must've been HIGH, on a shelf.

Who are you to boil water,

you must have been out your mind...

Foot in mouth, we're making foot soup,

Unless you pull 'em out.

You laugh, but that’s what his song Kettle is about.

Good cooks understand that a favorite cooking utensil is worth writing a song about.

And he suffered when he lost it, because someone put it to the top shelf: "You must've been high..."

I thought he was going to have a lot to say, but he just had a lot of nothing to say 😶 .

Eye hole deep in mac and cheese you practically raised the dead

He sings about a solitary salad fork with his other band

well who are you to wave your finger

What next? Die Eier von Satan being about a dessert? Don't be ridiculous!

When OP made this, they must've been... High

What I've come to expect from 'Breaking News'

The specific pot matters a great deal and it's usually a smaller pot with a thick wall, because it burns easily when you make the roux.

I always thought it was "the pot calling the kettle black"