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[-] zikzak025@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

IF PLAY GAME HOUSEHOLD YOU BE IMMEDIATELY

YOU THE WITH PETS WILL BANNED

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago

So what I'm hearing is non-household pets and farm animals are fair game?

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

The courts have found your attempts to circumvent the new rules concerning.

A restraining order has been placed on you, effective immediately you are not allowed to be within 100m of any organism classified under the kingdom animalia.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago

Sweet, houseplants are back on the menu

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago

Instant violation for all of their face mites.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Thank you for your report vigilant citizen. The court appointed death squad has been deployed

[-] ErevanDB@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Yes, this includes humans. For the sake of the argument, possibly plants, too. If you manage to do it with a fungus without getting an infection ill be impressed, but also actively loading a shotgun.

[-] krisevol@lemmus.org 10 points 2 days ago

Non household pets would still be someone else's household, so ban.

Farm animals would be the grey zone because they are still owned.

Now wild non domesticated animals are still the end game.

[-] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Get ready mother nature. Cus your sons will be getting a new stepfather

The Mr. Hands monkeys paw curls one more finger...

[-] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 days ago
[-] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

So that guy who talked about the morality of roadkill was onto something...

[-] qwertyasdf@feddit.uk 16 points 2 days ago
[-] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago
[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

I don't think you have any room to talk after that squirrel picture

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

ITT: regretfully having eyes of the month

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
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