Charlie Kirk statue being placed in Times Square. No way there won’t be actual shit in his lap in 3… 2…

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[–] 66 points 2 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 61 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Someone should turn it into a fountain

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Just wanted to post it's missing a hole lol

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  • [–] 50 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    That's not anatomically correct, there is a hole missing.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I believe the expression is

    oh look, a new public toilet just opened

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Bro's gonna be chopped up and taken to four different scrapyards as if he owed the cartel money.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago

    me with a 3/16" drill bit and red sharpie

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Wondering how long it takes for someone to make him a nice, big, veiny silicone addon for the microphone.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    in the end he became what he hated the most

    a person of color

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 2 months ago*

    I kinda feel they’ll have to hire a full-time hazmat suit person.

    Human waste in public is toxic, right?

    Who would have to pay for the constant cleaning? The statue owner? The city?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Hinge the elbow, mic replaced with a dildo, rope of cum across the left of his neck.

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