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[–] 32 points 2 months ago (5 children)

So Abel was the first person to die, right? That must have been a fucking trip for Cain when he hit him and he never got up.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

    In fictions [Year One and The Sandman] Cain is usually depicted as a bully and Abel as a victim.

    I'd like to see a version where Abel is an obnoxious twit who drives Cain to it.

    edit = bacause someone asked about Year One

    https://youtu.be/4H_Eepvg3aU

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    https://imagecomics.com/comics/series/the-goddamned

    The Goddamned is a graphic novel following the adventures of Cain as he wanders the Earth looking for a way to die. Things look up when he runs into Noah, who is preparing for the Great Flood.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Something sort of similar happens in Supernatural.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I think I gave up on that show in Season 1,095,000,003.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    You know, I always pictured them as teenagers but am now realising they could've been retirement age for all I know.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    If my memory serves me correctly, there was Adam and Eve (the first people), then they gave birth to Cain and Abel. Then after Cain kills Abel, he gets sent out to live as an outcast amongst "the other people of the world". .... Who? I think someone said one belief is Adam and Eve kept having kids and they became the rest of the people. So yeah, Cain was old.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago
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    Say no to abelism

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago
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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago*

    See, Able was flaunting his dick, and Cain was tired of hiding his out of envy, so, Bonk!

    Not the first time Cain tried to get Able in the nuts, see how Able deftly reduces the attack surface for the knee in his crotch? These two have been at it before. But Able was expecting a fistfight, so shocked.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Cain disabled his brother.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Not just ableist. Any prejudices.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    and you beat ‘em naked too?

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