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[โ€“] 14 points 2 months ago

Met up with group of trauma bonded friends I havenโ€™t seen in 9 years. Feels amazing.

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    My new night club. I call it Disco Boudoir. Everything syncs to the music. I will be purchasing dual microphones to go with.

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    [โ€“] 8 points 2 months ago

    Alright, my one week of job provider retail course is complete. Least I get some sweet sweet workforce points for it.

    Also spent the last of my energy spoons writing a lovely complaint email to the provider regarding the teachers attitude to the older students.

    Now I rest.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I'm the only one in the team in the office, and it looks like it will be a quiet day overall

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    I have secured strawberry and cream eclairs from Brunetti ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฉฐ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Secured?

    Were they trying to leave the country or just out of control in general?

    Well done comrade. Now return to base. Over.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    Cancel that. Border force (pastry division) here. I declare the eclairs contraband and they should be delivered to my location for immediate inspection. Goods may not be returned.

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    [โ€“] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I've had a crook back for 3 days now. I've been forced to medicate with booze. Cheers ๐Ÿป

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    [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I am on actual real life grown up holiday. Kicking off tomorrow with the Odyssey in 70mm. Pretty sweet

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    Today just fucking draaaaaged.

    Cheers!!!

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Good morning and goodnight, YarraByte! Can someone please get me a salmon & cream cheese bagel, easy on the capers but hell yeah to red onion in the morning? I'll pay you back!!

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    [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    My neighbours kid, who has started driving, has taken to sitting in his car and beeping the horn for his mother to move her car (blocking him in) so he can leave. The kids kinda reserved so if I go out there and pop my top at him for using a car horn as an attention seeking deceive next to my fucking house, I think it'll go poorly for future neighbour relations. However if he keeps beeping his horn neighbour relations are going poorly anyway.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Tonight's swim hurt (which is the point).

    Reverse wave.

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    [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)
  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (14 children)

    Lol our teacher is losing his fucking mind.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    He's losing his head at the people in class who are older and tech illiterate honestly. Little patience for those who are a bit slower at following instructions. I get it, because it is simple stuff, but it's making the other students feel like their questions are stupid so they're afraid to ask him for help, so they're asking me (which is burning me the fuck out tbh looool).

    Like, one older gentleman is just not getting it at all, and the teacher muttered "Jesus Christ" under his breath. Except it's a small room and we all heard him.

    It's fucking hilarious. Like he's teaching unemployed people who are struggling, but it's very inaccessible to people who don't use computers.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    The teacher is at fault.

    He has given these classes before and knows the kinds of students he gets and their needs. He should be refering them to basic computer classes at the local library on the first day.

    and ๐Ÿคฌat the teacher, I know for most these older people it's not innate inability it's extreme inexperience and nervousness. They think it's going to be really hard, they think they will make mistakes and "break" things. People like the teacher do not help.

    I am reminded of Pauline at the Job Centre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or6CwOyx30I

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I have made things disappear many times. Recently it was speakers. I thought I was pretty clever pairing my phone to them until the man couldn't locate them on his phone. Turns out I'd wiped them from his phone to mine and relabelled them. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

    I always get asked how I do stuff and I always reply with I don't know. I seriously need supervision.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    You did nothing wrong in pairing the speakers. This is how it works. The removing of previous pairings is part of the process.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

    I could've asked and he would've helped me set it up properly. He wasn't mad, more amused. I'm a little gung ho on the OK buttons.

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    [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago

    locked in, renovators paradise tomorrow w00t w00t

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  • I forgot dark chocolate has a substantial amount of caffeine and ate a whole block last night. I only have myself to blame for a shit sleep last night ๐Ÿซ 

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago

    Hello Friday. Again, or something.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago

    Lovely and sunny out there, a walk to the close beach would be nice. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸŒž

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago

    The first GTA VI preorder email I've received is from Officeworks of all places

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago

    cracker of a day, time to wash bedding

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago

    Lunch at a very generous panini place with the parents just to come back to the office for sudden donuts as thanks for getting through a busy week because of a new account secured.

    I filled out the spreadsheet for that account so all the donuts should be going to me

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago

    yay. so much organising of stuff has been done, and mind is getting more focused even if I do have a touch of insomnia ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago

    Goodnight everyone, stay warm and sweet dreams ๐Ÿ˜˜

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago (11 children)

    Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
    ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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