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Discussion Thread 🫠 Friday 17 July 2026 (aussie.zone)

submitted 2 months ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone [M] to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Secured?

Were they trying to leave the country or just out of control in general?

Well done comrade. Now return to base. Over.

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[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

Cancel that. Border force (pastry division) here. I declare the eclairs contraband and they should be delivered to my location for immediate inspection. Goods may not be returned.

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[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

username checks out

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Oops

Roger that over and out.

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