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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Low_Dress_3022 on 2026-07-15 16:38:28+00:00.

I 27 (m) am currently writing from my work bathroom fighting for my life. Technically it was yesterday but i realized it today… So TIFU!

Yesterday I had a huge craving for Thai food, so I got pad Thai level 5 for lunch. I like spicy food but the restaurant I went to they are DIFFERENT when it comes to spice. Anyway i eat it all and the day goes on. (Im back at home) but my dad made everyone dinner, burger with no sides. I completely forgot what I had for lunch and decide Hot Cheetos was a good side. Tf was i thinking! Needless to say all morning my stomach feels like a sauna all morning.

Insult to injury while I’m typing this, my job has 3 bathrooms… I knew what demons i was fighting so i went to the one farthest away from all the offices. While my rectum is suffering 3rd degree burns, the maintenance man decides it’s the perfect time to change light bulbs in that bathroom.

TL;DR: I had Thai for lunch and Hot Cheetos for dinner and reaped the consequences