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[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 36 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago)

Cucumba, cucumba.
Vitamins, minerals very high number.
Silica, hair and nails get longer.
Other vitamins make your bones dem stronger.

Anti-wrinkle make you look younger.
95 percent water, kidney cleanser, great hydrator.
Detox, fibre, good regulator.
Give your body good things, don't be a traitor.

Get the cucumber, cut it inna slice.
Put it inna jug of water overnight.
You know what you get for a fraction of the price?
Energy drink full of electrolytes.

Raw inna salad is one of the use.
Or as a base for your vegetable juice.
Another surprise, put a slice on your eyes.
Take away the dryness, revitalise.

Oh, yes, one thing I have left.
Cucumber can also help with bad breath.
Wash away the bacteria that cause the odour.
Cucumber water instead of soda.

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

Guess where it's hiding

[-] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 1 hour ago
[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago

Cucumbers, carrots, squash, eggplants, bananas… I’ve got long and in-depth experience with them all. :)

[-] midribbon_action@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)
Scenario: Indeed becomes personal
  Given Indeed has started asking about my personal life
  When an intimate signal is received
  Then tell Indeed how to use the cucumber
[-] Una@europe.pub 5 points 2 hours ago

Idk but I think cucumber has experience in me :3

[-] crimsonsky@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Yes Indeed!

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