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Is that like how every soft drink is a coke in the American south?
I suppose hot chicken broth could be considered a tea?
Careful with that kind of thinking! If you don't watch out, you risk entering Salad Theory territory 😬
When Ringo Starr told me that a goat ate the Fat Controller's hat for tea, I knew something was up.
There's morning tea which is a light meal between breakfast and lunch.
And there's tea time, which is dinner, and also tee time, which is a golfing thing.
And there's also the long dark tea time of the soul, which is a book by Douglas Adams
Explanation if any of our foreign cousins want it.
Tea, short for tea time.
In the South you used to (and still do) have the following three meals a day:
Breakfast, lunch, dinner.
In the North, however...
Breakfast, dinner, tea.
Both might tie the end of the day off with supper too. Brunch is for the jobless middle class and wandered into the conversation with yuppies in the 80s.
There's also a tea break, which is usually just a cup (or mug if you are a ruffian) of tea. Not to be confused with tea time, where you might reasonably expect to eat your dinner.
Then there's high tea, which yes, features tea. Often a pot and almost never a mug. It frequently comes with anemic sandwiches and perhaps a scone.
I hope that clears things up.
I hope that clears things up.
Not really. You had me in the first half, tho.
Right? I'm clearly far too American to understand. I'm more confused than I was before.
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I’ll have a muffit of tea
While you sit on your tuffit?
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If they didn’t want to have tea, why the fuck were they making it at tea time?
Have I been confused this when time? If I get invited to have tea am I being invited to a meal? I thought it was like getting coffee.
Offer of a hot beverage:
- Would you like a tea?
- How about a tea?
- (Shouting from kitchen) - Tea?
Even less ambiguous if cuppa/brew etc. is used Typically only offered in the morning or afternoon if you have just 'popped round'.
Offer of dinner:
- Would you like to stay for tea?
- Come round mine for tea
- Have you had tea yet?
- Oh you should stay for tea
Typically if you you weren't intending on staying or are being explicitly invited over.
Don't see how any of this could be confusing at all to people not born into it with innate understanding 😅
As a yank, it's because you're saying tea where the correct phrase uses coffee /s
But for real, it's because over here we offer dinner to mean dinner, and coffee to mean "no obligation to sit through a meal or anything, but please come over/stay a while longer. A coffee can turn into a dinner, but it involves the intermediary offer of "I'm getting kind of hungry, would you like to stay for dinner?"
Its much the same here, honestly in context it would be fairly clear what is meant. I mostly say dinner rather than tea myself. But yeah, the social thing to come and sit with a hot drink, regardless of tea or coffee, is generally to offer it as tea before asking if they want tea or coffee.
OK, I thought I had a good handle on Tea. I was wrong. T(ea)IL
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