Wait until you find out you can have pudding for pudding.

Edit: Since it's mean not to explain - pudding is another way to say desert.

He's making things up and moved the goal posts of his claim several times when he got corrected.

Apparently, according to him, the terms 'afternoon tea' and 'high tea' have been informally switched in the UK, and apparently everyone knows this but it's not in the wikipedia artical because...

Second goal post move, he's apparently not talking about the British custom of tea here, but of tea in some other as yet un-named country.

Edit: Chat we've hit 3 goal post moves! I repeat, the third goal post has been moved. Our man isn't playing on any team now and has gone rogue on the pitch as apparently now everything he's said was all supposed to be just a flippant joke! Lmao.