Can confirm

The slapper was the mourning dove.

Every time the grackles get too close, the mourning doves raise one wing like "AM I BOUTTA HAFTA SLAP A BITCH?" and then they do.

They are just always ready to receive a dropped french fry.

TIL about grackles.

Less caw and more alien G̴̙̝̮̘ͧ̔̑ͭ̑ͦ͢_rͪ̑a̛͚̯̾̀̋͋ͭ͟͝c̦̺̩̙̙̺̩͖ͭͧ̐ͫ̚ͅk̷̴̨̢̳̪͚̯̳͇͖̼̘͎̮̓̇̌̑ͥͧ̽̒͐̾ͥͬ͛̍̓̈͐ͭ̚̕̚͜͝ḷ͙͇̋̈́ͪ̀ͭ̀͊ę̸̸̷̵̢̗̜̻̙̜̭͚̦̟̻͍̩̬ͦ̈ͬ̓́ͯ̐̇̊ͧ͊ͫ̀ͥ̆̕͜͝ s̶̮̬͓̩̝͔̰̥̹͗̃ͤ̆̈̌̔ͪ̋ͨ͌͊̚͞o̴̹̹͇͓̻͍͙̞̜͇̣̲̙̊ͪͨ̓ͭ̋ͭ̃̂̎̈́̾ͮ̕͟ü̵͔̞̪̋̈̌̀̌̅̃ͥ͆̃̎́ͦ̿ͮ̅͛͠ṉ̪͈͛͊̒̒̿̏͂͠d̵̠̐̉̎̌́͆ͯ̚͠_̵̶̞̘͓̖̙͙̖͒͛ͩ̇s̮͔͉͇̟̘̯̘̉́́̐̏̀̔̕͞͝