submitted 6 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They never expect to get it back!

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[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Second best would be a recluse. They don't want interest.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

But they wouldn't lend it then

[-] Hodrobond@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Not being repaid $20 is the cheapest way to prove someone isnt a friend

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