Hey, Reform voters, you should vote Count Binface, because if he wins, Parliament will not be able to continue the investigation against Farage!

Westminster politics is such a farce that this post should be allowed in c/UK_politics.

It's more accurate and thought through than most of what Westminster politicians dribble out ad nauseam.

For those as ignorant as me:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Binface