Underwear stain -> shart

Pants stain -> shit

:kelly: farty line

Ew “straight” up pooping yourself? Here we only gay up pooping ourselves

Only quitters shart, true revolutionaries follow through with what they started, shit your pants comrade

Sharting is merely the outcome of the heightened contradictions between shitting and farting. It’s a perfect example of dialectics in motion.

a cavalier attitude may one day backfire when least expected, we must take care to avoid falling into decadence

You will know when it happens to you.

A shart is straight up pooping yourself

there is only shitting yourself, albeit in gradients: a little, a moderate amount, and a lot. "sharting" is merely a polite shorthand for the first category

now, the line between a little and moderate, moderate and a lot? here lies an expanse of potential new learning.

when does a shart begin?
does it start with a buldak 3x?
is it begun when two farts are one
when does a shart begin?