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[–] 86 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't think that's exclusive to Americans, not even close

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  • [–] 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    What the US calls drunk is just European for an afternoon toast.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    This sounds like a boast but it's actually sad? Like I live in Europe and a lot of people I know seriously have functional alcoholism, but it's normal enough that nobody thinks it a problem until it is. Alcohol is a pretty strong drug. It doesn't matter if you can "take it", it's still doing things in your body.

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  • [+] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Australia has entered the chat

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Everyone's all "I don't know how InBev became a multibillion dollar global juggernaut corporation, it must have been YOU slovenly alcoholics!"

    The Scots are in the corner, leaning a bit too hard on the bricks, like "If it's named after your country you pretty much HAVE to drink it! At least we don't have problems with beer so long as you keep the pint up straight!"

    I can't understand German so I'm sure that's why they all sounded so muddy when they talk. Not the huge steins of beer. No. Don't be silly.

    Spiderman pointing at Spiderman pointing at Spiderman until we all fall the hell down. It's nice to have something in common.

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    Was gonna say, hold my pint (but only after I've drunk it).

    Also US pints are pussies, they should just switch to metric. Meanwhile UK pints are king.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    they should just switch to metric

    Can you imagine a place that uses imperial units next to metric units, in some unholy alliance that’s clearly worse than imperial units alone? Welcome to the UK, bruv.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I mean we use US customary and metric too, but US customary measurements aren't always the same as Imperial.

    1 US pint = 16 US fluid ounces

    1 British pint = 20 British fluid ounces

    But wait!

    1 British pint = 19.2 US fluid ounces

    Would you like to know more? Probably not, but anyways: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_the_imperial_and_US_customary_measurement_systems

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    In real money:

    1 US pint = 473ml

    1 UK pint = 568ml

    Meanwhile the standard metric measure is 500ml. So US would benefit from dropping the pint in favour of metric, while UK drinkers would be understandably reluctant. Unfortunately, most UK bottles are now 500ml, thanks to shrinkflation. Newcastle Brown held out for a while, so did ciders, but these days pint bottles are quite rare.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    Wait, just Americans?

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago*

    The US is generally a lightweight on this front.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Nonsense. Weed is legal in so many states now.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    France:

    Do we drink?

    Well, are we going to eat? Like sometime in the future.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Everyday is a holiday when you are on Lemmy!

    ... I really should drink less.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    You have to justify the obsession with alcohol in this society in some way

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  • [+] -17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Nah I don’t really drink. Let me go hit my vape pen or pop an edible real quick. It brings me physical comfort and mental happiness.

    Drunks after they finish their fist fight: “Eww get out of here, druggie!”

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You're very judgemental for someone with mental happiness.

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