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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 90 points 2 years ago

I really do hate this.

"Thank God you survived the surgery. The lord was watching over you"

"How about the surgeons? Do they get any credit?"

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

The medical guy standing next to her is clearly thinking something along those lines, based on his expression.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

A friend of mine is a surgeon, and he told me he really struggles not to lose his shit when he hears people thanking God after he has been standing on his feet for multiple hours to save someone's life.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

I'd just say "you're welcome."

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Yea, on top of that, isn't God responsible for creating the problem that needs surgery in the first place? That's like thanking someone for giving you a band aid after they cut you with a knife.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Exactly.

gOd woRks iN mysTEarioUS wAYS

So what is mysterious about giving a nine year old little girl cancer? What are you testing?

Fuck gOd . Religion is fucking cancer.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Actually fucking God is a bad idea.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

God might got the credit, but the surgeon got the insurance money.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

MRW I studied for 11 years but people still think God did the job.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

His face reading the text is perfec, this might be my second favorite extra fabulous of all time. First being "the sun's coming out" comic. Top tier comics from them.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I think mine is this snowman comic. Sorry for the reddit link, but it’s the quickest one I could find.

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/2omyih/the_snow_man/

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

turns on silent mode

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Does he only have a halo when he checks his phone?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The halo was sleeping too until the interruption.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

God seems like kind of a dick.

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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