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Absolutely nothing. (thelemmy.club)

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[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago

A fitting message for these troubled times.

[-] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 48 minutes ago

Would you like an egg?

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

So absolutely nothing is a palindrome?

[-] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

racecar

[-] SatyrSack@quokk.au 2 points 2 hours ago

Arizona. It's a palomino.

[-] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I love horses, yet I'm terrified by them.

*I used to be a helper teaching highly autistic kids to "ride" horses. Awesome moments, but horses can be dicks when they smell you're afraid of them.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Yo, Banana Boy!

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago

this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2026

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