I'll be there, with an air horn and giant foam finger.

Certainly not the Spanish inquisition. No one ever expects them.

I expect Kid Rock will be doing the singing at this classy affair

Satan, to pay his respects

I won't be available, but I'll send along a nice note expressing my approval.

I expect everyone who wants to dance on his grave before it’s covered in s*** should get there early.

Not me. I'll be too hungover from the celebrations.

A fox news reporter to prove that he's dead

Double tap

Mayor McCheese, of the McCheese Mandate

The dancing old guy from the Great America commercials would be great.