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If we fireball it do we still need to cook it? (ttrpg.network)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I’m pretty sure fireball will more than cook it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

amateur cooks people 🙄 high heat for a short period of time will only "cook" the outside 🙄🙄

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just use Burning Hands as you grab a leg off it 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Don't forget to use a quick action to season it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Maybe a few maximized fireballs according to this stat block:

https://www.printables.com/model/308445-turkey-hydra

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depends on the CR. You might just annoy it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Looks like CR 8 to me with a particular weakness to fire in the case of preventing regeneration

Da Stats

Link to the STL for those curious and I don't know about you folks but this little fella has been added to my printing queue

Will my players fight it? IDK

Will I paint it? Hell yeah!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

So, a bit more than an annoyance, but not quite instant Thanksgiving dinner. Good to know.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Turkeys are some of dumbest fucking birds that roam this planet. A turkey headed hydra would kill itself within minutes of it's own existence.

I do nothing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Domestic turkeys are indeed stupid, but they are also rather aggressive. You might be ok if it is a domestic turkey.

Wild turkeys are an entirely different beast. They are smart, will ambush prey of opportunity, are rather territorial, and they can fly short distances. You wanna shoot the wild turkey hydra, though that model does indicate that it's a domestic turkey hydra.

My parents raised turkeys, in Southern Indiana, and my brothers and I routinely startled flocks of turkeys in the woods.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

The Gobbler - CR 20 Only takes slashing and fire damage, gobbles your points

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Mz4250 has a very consistent photoshoot setup.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

But, how many wishbones are we dealing with here