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[–] 97 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Not kids... this is definitely grown friends.

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  • [–] 50 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah the empty jars on the roof seem kinda odd if that were actually done by kids. And the free windshield and headlight suggest they had some understanding of allowing that vehicle to be still be driven

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  • [–] 74 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    that isn't the result of kids, that's the result of unsupervised kids.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    This was done by full grown adults. Children do not have the focus and determination to do something this involved. At most they would smear some windows before they got bored and moved on. Only adults have the drive and focus to cover an entire car in peanut butter and whatever those balls are. Not to mention the money. That's easily $60 worth of peanut butter.

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  • [–] 49 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    My guess is there was a breakup and their ex knew they were allergic to peanut butter so did this to their car

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  • [–] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I support a woman's right to an abortion, at any point.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 months ago

    Oh, peanut butter. Whew.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    That wasn't kids. That was a jilted lover

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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Or a Jiffed lover. Don't mind me, I'm just going to Skippy right on out of here and take my nutty jokes with me.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (11 children)

    The inclusion of actual peanuts makes me wonder if this was done to someone with a peanut allergy

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

    Is that not attempted murder? You don't fuck around with peanut allergies.

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    [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    Best birthday present for any dog.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    what kind of jelly supremacist bullshit do you have to be on to merit this

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    is that the result of kids or ...some sort of hatred.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Eh, assuming you're not allergic, just roll down the windows and drive it to a car wash. 15 minute $15 fix, just remember to roll the windows back up before it starts.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    This happened in Malcolm in the Middle.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    That's quite a lot of peanut butter. Is that also like peanuts just dumped on the hood?

    This both brutally cruel and absolutely hilarious. I can't figure out if I would ground those kids or reward them for creativity and effort.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Sweet merciful crap, my car!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago*

    False.

    What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.

    This feels more like a blue-collar prank.

    Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker's Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Toyota, now with more plant based protein.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    At work it's common to say "peanut butter over..." Meaning someone is spread over lots of tasks in a chain instead of just doing one task. Next time someone says it I'm sending them this.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Glad my picture is doing good out in the real world

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    It's a little weird to skip the lights and wheels.

    Maybe they intended to drive it like this for some reason.

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    Best use for peanut butter.

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