Not kids... this is definitely grown friends.
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that isn't the result of kids, that's the result of unsupervised kids.
It's gotta be an adult-sized person.
In the 1990s we were unsupervised 90% of the time between school and bedtime.
This was done by full grown adults. Children do not have the focus and determination to do something this involved. At most they would smear some windows before they got bored and moved on. Only adults have the drive and focus to cover an entire car in peanut butter and whatever those balls are. Not to mention the money. That's easily $60 worth of peanut butter.
My guess is there was a breakup and their ex knew they were allergic to peanut butter so did this to their car
I support a woman's right to an abortion, at any point.
That wasn't kids. That was a jilted lover
Or a Jiffed lover. Don't mind me, I'm just going to Skippy right on out of here and take my nutty jokes with me.
The inclusion of actual peanuts makes me wonder if this was done to someone with a peanut allergy
Is that not attempted murder? You don't fuck around with peanut allergies.
What would happen if you hit someone with a peanut allergy with that car by accident?
what kind of jelly supremacist bullshit do you have to be on to merit this
Eh, assuming you're not allergic, just roll down the windows and drive it to a car wash. 15 minute $15 fix, just remember to roll the windows back up before it starts.
You want to get peanut butter all up in the door chamber that the window recedes into?
No, remove a wiper blade and scrape off enough to see out. Then reattach it. Then go wash the car.
Best to go to a self service car wash and use a water power washer wand.
That part would be kind of satisfying to me.
The drive would suck though.
That's quite a lot of peanut butter. Is that also like peanuts just dumped on the hood?
This both brutally cruel and absolutely hilarious. I can't figure out if I would ground those kids or reward them for creativity and effort.
Jesus, my parents would go nuclear if I had done this. Partly from the mess, but mostly from the waste of peanut butter. Pretty sure they would make me squidgy it back into the jars and that would be my peanut butter from now on.
If they got it on the upholstery in a similar fashion the car might legitimately be totalled.
False.
What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.
This feels more like a blue-collar prank.
Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker's Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.
At work it's common to say "peanut butter over..." Meaning someone is spread over lots of tasks in a chain instead of just doing one task. Next time someone says it I'm sending them this.
Glad my picture is doing good out in the real world
It's a little weird to skip the lights and wheels.
Maybe they intended to drive it like this for some reason.


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