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submitted 2 weeks ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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We're completely booked.

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[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Booooooo

Thank you, that was horrible, my day is better for the eye roll that elicited ❤️

[-] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

It's true, you can go check it out for your shelf....

[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

WELL PLAYED. ALSO FUCK YOU lol

Hope you have a lovely day ☺️

[-] Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

They shelved your application

[-] kubok@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

God damn it

My wife

this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2026

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