this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude was blowing out the backs of aliens decades before I was alive. If he wants to hit that, that's between him and Frank.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Jim leans down and whispers in Miss Piggy's ear: "Now scream like Yoda"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Otto! There's a gremlin on the side of the bus!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

What makes you think Riker hasn’t already done it??

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hey Miss Piggy takes very good care of herself and i'm sure she smells nothing like you expect

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A fragrant pig is still a pig. And she'd orgasm in that grumbly Frank Oz voice.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

she’d orgasm in that grumbly Frank Oz voice

over and over again, buddy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting James T. Kirk gives pigs multiple orgasms?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably alluding to the quirky info bit no.36211, namely that pigs can orgasm for 30 minutes to 4 hours depending on who tells you about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Well... he's got stamina, but does he have that much stamina?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Ms Piggy would absolutely top. Count me in.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey stop hitting on David Cameron's girlfriend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's Lord Cameron, peasant.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Kirk was never known for his discerning taste, was he?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Somebody…calls me…I answer them…slowly…a pig…with kaleidoscope eyes!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It’s worse than that, she’s dead, Jim, she’s dead, Jim, she’s dead, Jim

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Laddie, every woman has her own charm. You just have to know where to look for it."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"Sometimes is the charm that she's easy?"