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It's also their number one import.... 🪃 🪃

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[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 19 points 3 days ago

The return on investment is pretty fantastic.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago

I had a witty reply to this…gimme a sec, it’ll come back to me.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

[-] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 10 points 3 days ago

Business is booming

this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2026

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