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[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 56 points 1 month ago

Homie's barber ain't doin' his job either.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 20 points 1 month ago
[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

I know who I’m replying to but anyone else coming across this: don’t stick your dick in the Flowbee.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago

How else do you keep your foreskin neatly trimmed?

Also would Wolverine‘a foreskin continue to grow back after circumcising creating a potentially vegan source of meat?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

Yes, and "depends on what definition of vegan you're following"

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago

That’s why I said potentially.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

You know who's got potential? You do.

[-] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 43 points 1 month ago

It seems like the poor guy is still in his early Rumspringa phase and hasn’t gotten his haircut yet.

[-] murvel@feddit.nu 31 points 1 month ago

Thank you Amish meth-head!

[-] Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago

Man, fuck the fire department

Last time my neighbours had a fire, the fire department shows up and knocks on my door to tell me that they're confident they have the blaze contained but to stand by in case we need to evacuate. And I should close my windows just in case.

I look out the window, and what do I see? They helped a bedridden invalid out of the building and they're giving her first aid for smoke inhalation. My taxpayer dollars going to work to help someone with first aid even though there's a perfectly good healthcare system that will take care of them in four to six business weeks without crossing departmental lines.

Like can you believe that? Making sure their community is safe and preemptively controlling panic before it catches like wildfire, and helping people who need it to boot.

Courteous, respectful, and they didn't even shoot my dog. You can believe if the police bothered to show up it would be a whole different scene.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 22 points 1 month ago

Except the cops are doing exactly the job they were hired for.

[-] tyranny@crazypeople.online 3 points 1 month ago

that's what we don't like

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago

Well, there is firefighter arson which the general public is largely unaware of.

But at least firefighters loathe arsonist among their ranks, the same can't be said for cops.

[-] qaeta@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

That's kinda the point though. With firefighters, bad people get kicked to the curb. With cops, good people are the ones kicked to the curb.

[-] 0x0@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

100 arson firefighters per year in the us, damn

[-] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago

I hate this "content" """""creator""""" more than words can describe lol. He just takes sentences that were already said by other people and puts it in a caption above his dumb ass face and walks around literally making a static fucking expression, maybe sometimes pointing at the caption and that's it, that's all he does. And yet as you can see he's getting millions of views. So ridiculous

[-] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sounds like a smart man with shit-for-brians viewers.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Ain't nobody getting tattows saying AFAB

[-] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Assigned Fireman At Birth?

[-] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 4 points 1 month ago
[-] BC_viper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 1 points 1 month ago

So either Guy Montag or Carrie White. Got it.

[-] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] Sarothazrom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

this song slams so hard

[-] werty@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

If fire could sing...

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Firefighters don't tell you to slow down, dump that beer, put on seatbelts and stop texting while driving, either. I feel that's a huge part of the o.d.d cop hate.

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