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[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago

I have two Outlooks and neither of them are working

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 18 points 1 month ago

Ticket closed. Feature not a bug.

[-] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

I understood that reference

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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

I have to use Teams for work and it baffles me how unbelievably bad the interface is. Everything that should be easy and quick to do is made difficult and time consuming. Every time you try to do something simple you'd expect to be able to, it is blocked or limited in such a way that you can't do it and you have to find a workaround. It fights you in every way it can whenever you're trying to accomplish something. You also have to sign in with two factor authentication multiple times every day. I don't understand how this so-called "productivity" suite is even tolerated by private companies. It cripples productivity.

[-] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

While I agree the UI needs some work, getting prompted for MFA multiple times a day for just using Teams chat and meetings is not normal.

[-] Prox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's not? Everyone at my company has the same experience.

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Your IT has set up Conditional Access policies with a Sign-in Frequency set too low (it should really be labeled as a period, because it defines the time period that will occur before reauthentication is required). For regular users like all of you, forcing reauthentication that many times each day is excessive and just cruel on the users. They maybe thought it would make them super secure, but it only trains the users that MFA is an annoyance rather than an important security feature.

It’s a setting that can easily be changed, so make some noise and see if you can get some feedback passed through your org structure to IT.

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[-] ivan@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago

I've worked at different places that used Teams, and that thing with having to re- login regularly is certainly fault of whoever administers Teams within your organization.

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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

Just started at a place that uses teams. The window always says I have two unread messages. I don't.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 18 points 1 month ago

Probably missed calls. It'll keep showing a notification bubble in both activity and calls until you bother clicking the missed call as if that makes any difference or sense to anyone or anything but the notification counter.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Or theyre reactions to a message

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah, those don't work well with Outlook. I get an e-mail from Microsoft telling me to login to the web version only to see that someone put a 👍 on my e-mail. It completely defies the purpose.

Microsoft really knows how to keep office workers occupied doing nothing at all.

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[-] HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub 29 points 1 month ago

Imagine finding a log with something like "we couldn't stop shareholders, our planet is doomed. We will start with a new colony on the planet closer to sun, perhaps this time we will not destroy our home"

[-] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I had the same thought. Evidence of a long extinct and clearly human civilization.

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 month ago

Artemis II astronauts going around the Moon: "I have two Outlooks, neither of which works"

Astronauts during the first Mars mission: "I previously had two Teams versions, neither of which worked, and now there's apparently a third one, and it doesn't work either"

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

"Houston, what is 'New Teams Classic' and why is it asking me to log in three times in a row?"

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 4 points 1 month ago

Funny enough, he found out later he had three outlooks lol

[-] ivan@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago

I can sometimes hear Teams notification sound from neighbour's apartment, triggers me to check my phone almost every time.

[-] EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago

Enabling sound notifs for teams is pathological self hating behavior

[-] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago

They added the teams call sound as a horn to forza horizon 6, I made a few people tab out of the game with it lol

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[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 month ago

Elon Musks bones.

No, wait, you said terrifying, not terrific. never mind.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

Don't give him what he says his life goal is (die on Mars). It would be way more terrific if he died in a supercar crash (like the one he had in 2000 with Peter Thiel as passenger in a $1M McLaren F1, the fastest production car back then).

[-] BrickEater@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

God, if only we.could have been so lucky. Imagine how the last 26 years would've been with them dead.

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[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

I now know to which moment in time i go back to adjust the outcome, if the opportunity arises.

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[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

You need to update teams to join this meeting that starts in 1 minute.

[-] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Oh no, I can't join the meeting, Teams is broken again

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

"No Trespassing" signs, written in Goa'uld.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Honestly, anything written that we could understand without deciphering would raise a couple of terrifying questions:

  • Who / What wrote this?

  • Do they know our language or do we know theirs?

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[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

"Didn't you see my post in the channel?"

"Sweety, I don't know wtf is going on in this cluster fuck. Be thankful I even replied"

[-] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Or maybe you believe in the Great Filter hypothesis, and signs of life discovered on Mars implies that this filter may be ahead of humanity rather than behind it

[-] Rudee@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

The most impactful moment of our history: explorers on Mars discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization. In the decades that followed, these mysterious artifacts revealed startling new technologies, enabling travel to the furthest stars. The basis for this incredible technology was a force that controlled the very fabric of space and time. They called it the greatest discovery in human history. The civilizations of the galaxy call it

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[-] thehatfox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If there was intelligent life on Mars in past there would presumably be lasting signs that we could discover.

Who knows what signs we might find in ice cores from the Martian South Pole.

[-] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

If there was intelligent life on Mars in past there would presumably be lasting signs that we could discover.

Finding signs of technological development on Venus on the other hand would be interesting...

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[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

wtf even downvotes do you work in microsoft or what? or do we have "anything big tech is good" bots here

[-] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 5 points 1 month ago

Bill Gates logged in under six different usernames to downvote it.

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[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Static crackles in the astronaut’s helmet as he makes his way onto the red soil. A message pops up on his display. “Hey, got a sec for a quick teams call?”

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

That Tesla Melon Husk dumped in the space.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

With Elons body in the space suit. The Elon that remained on earth is something... Else.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago
[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Mars is doing the me gusta meme face.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

There are no Teams servers on Mars and the client will time out before radio signals can reach Earth. So any copies of Microsoft Teams on Mars are just a waste of storage space, and not very terrifying compared to "actual" malware that could be in the same storage space.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

the client will time out

So exactly how it works on Earth?

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[-] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

twist: Microsoft already built data centers and servers on Mars.

[-] a14o@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Single women in your area

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