The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4

EDIT: for the downvoters and people trying to cast doubt, I clipped the moment he sits down

Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.

Who's more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,

And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn't release?

Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.

Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days...

And why didn't they think to use a white towel on a white couch?

nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense

Because a puppy pad isn't manly.

Guess they want to use that couch again

You guys haven't heard of the Trump Towel in New York?

Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.

He poops his pants often.

I didn't know they made puppy pads in black.

Experimental obesity drug diarrhea

Poop!

Put down a towel!

One could say, he trumps a lot.

I saw hemorrhoid , Trump's all butthurt from leftist

The last time he was there, the couch got a big, brown stain.

orange juice

might need to take a trump

They clearly need a different sofa model, which seems to be easier to clean.

I didn't know "lemmy shitpost" was literal.

I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out

ozempic causes diahrrea