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[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 318 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4

EDIT: for the downvoters and people trying to cast doubt, I clipped the moment he sits down

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 135 points 3 weeks ago

Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.

Now I'm not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 66 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. "Very good!"

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

They've dealt with him before.

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[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit

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[-] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don't want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better

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[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Damn good catch.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Then why is he wearing an unfitted jacket? Is he poor?

[-] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 30 points 3 weeks ago

He's always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad's suit. I can't guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Would you wanna measure his inner thigh for a fitted suit?

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[-] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 147 points 3 weeks ago

Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 106 points 3 weeks ago

And yet it's nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.

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[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 146 points 3 weeks ago

Who's more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,

And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn't release?

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 43 points 3 weeks ago

Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 21 points 3 weeks ago

He didn't lie about the dictator on day one part

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[-] utopiah@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 weeks ago

Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days...

Tucker Carlson with his typical scowl

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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

And why didn't they think to use a white towel on a white couch?

[-] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 weeks ago

Brown on white might show up on camera.

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago

nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense

[-] OleFoFa@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Yet here he his sitting on white furniture. Seems they failed

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

Because a puppy pad isn't manly.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

You guys haven't heard of the Trump Towel in New York?

[-] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 25 points 3 weeks ago

Guess they want to use that couch again

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 22 points 3 weeks ago
[-] YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

JD prefers imported non whites but that's okay because he's top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they're against it for sub-maga

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago

He poops his pants often.

[-] thessnake03@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago
[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't know they made puppy pads in black.

[-] Enzy@feddit.nu 17 points 3 weeks ago

Experimental obesity drug diarrhea

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago
[-] obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app 16 points 3 weeks ago

Put down a towel!

altr

[-] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 weeks ago

One could say, he trumps a lot.

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[-] Cattail@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

I saw hemorrhoid , Trump's all butthurt from leftist

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago

trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

The last time he was there, the couch got a big, brown stain.

[-] darkmogool@feddit.org 12 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

might need to take a trump

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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

They clearly need a different sofa model, which seems to be easier to clean.

[-] mojo_raisin@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't know "lemmy shitpost" was literal.

[-] TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out

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[-] kevin2107@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

ozempic causes diahrrea

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