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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

5 is the objectively correct awnser.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

3 because I'm not a giant who needs a massive fucking fork. Give me the smallest one you got.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Enjoy not eating your noodles at they fall off your fork I guess

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Chop sticks are the optimal noodle eating device

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's more like: would you rather use a precision laser or a shotgun to eat with?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Neither, I'd rather use a fork long enough that noodles don't slip off it regardless of which way you hold it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I am fond of #4 quite a bit. It's sleek, unconventional and aesthetically pleasing. :3

Second choice is probably #2.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

#4 is almost a spork with those stubby tines!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

4 for me too! I wish there were some smaller ones or that this one was tiny, it would be almost perfect. Smol cutlery gang represent?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Smol gang, everything's better when it's cute and smol :3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

5 is the best fork

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

4th is nice. Because the steel quality seems good and it's a bit fancy looking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

3 and that's what I have at home as well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

3 maybe 5 wtf are the res

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

3 is the best one

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like the shape and simplicity of 3, but the heft and polish of 5.

6 is irritating. It doesn't know what it wants to be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Those are my thoughts exactly. As someone else pointed out, the tines on 5 are fucking immaculate as well. I want those tines!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

5… 3 looks like one from high school that would be half bent

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

4 or 5 is my goto

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I like 5, 1 and 3. In that order

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

3 looks blunt af those big ass prongs aren't piercing anything. I am a ride or die for 5

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ugh, I hadn't noticed the tines! That's such a good point... Can I order handle 3 with the tines of 5?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

the fourth one. I like flatter handles & the head looks like it works the best.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You won't be eating anything with those blunt-ass tines!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

1 since I use it at home

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Probably number 5 though if 5 is not available I will choose number 3. Also anyone else count the tines to see if any of them were actually tridents?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

2 or 5 because I want a fork, not a spork

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

1 all the way

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

1, I'm boring and like older stuff

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

of these? 5 to I like none of them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what why? What kind of fork do you like then?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The type with scrollwork on them, or something I can feel on the handle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everything except 2 and 6, because of the handles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only 2 or 6, because of the handles.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I don't know about you but I prefer my forks without handles. Straight up just the pointy parts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

#2 for the big head and ergonomic grip

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

4 because my dentures are high class.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

1 or 5, they're both pretty sleek and have some texture around the edges. idrc about size

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

5 gang rise up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

So what's the answer? Pick 4 and you're a psychopath, 5 and you're a narcissist?

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