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For your eyes only, baby, see you soon
(thelemmy.club)
But, like, can I have some?
Are you my wife? If so, we'll see if you're a good girl! ;) I think you know what I mean.
Stop it, this is inefficient use of the internet!
It's worked to keep our marriage going for 40-plus years, but I suppose you know best.
You have been sending selfies over the internet by posting them in random communities for 40+ years? Man… talk about early adopters
I will upvote so your wife sees this. Enjoy the jalapeño poppers!
Do air fryers take that long to preheat?
The store real close honey
Plenty of time for me to get my nut off while the poppers crisp up. What are you wearing?
Mine takes less than a minute.
I used to live next door to a fancy little bodega that would sell that shit. First floor underneath me was a place that sold ice cream and rented videotapes, plus a guy in the back apartment who kept screaming about stabbing me. So you can move quick with them poppers.
Mine takes like 15-20 minutes to reach 400. But that's still better than my actual oven that takes upwards of an hour and about equal to my actual oil deep fryer.
i've noticed a distinct difference in crispiness when i let mine warm up like five minutes longer than the official preheat.
Just so you know. I have my air frier set and I expect you to mail me some… 🤣
Then I expect you to do your part now that I've put dinner on the table.
a table was not mentioned
Is that George Floyd
It's Herman Cain.
hold up maybe i can be your wife tell me about these poppers
Jeez. Can no-one here follow simple directions? He said keep scrolling.
I have and thus have reached your comment.
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this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2026
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