Are you my wife? If so, we'll see if you're a good girl! ;) I think you know what I mean.

It's worked to keep our marriage going for 40-plus years, but I suppose you know best.

The store real close honey

Plenty of time for me to get my nut off while the poppers crisp up. What are you wearing?

Mine takes less than a minute.

I used to live next door to a fancy little bodega that would sell that shit. First floor underneath me was a place that sold ice cream and rented videotapes, plus a guy in the back apartment who kept screaming about stabbing me. So you can move quick with them poppers.

Mine takes like 15-20 minutes to reach 400. But that's still better than my actual oven that takes upwards of an hour and about equal to my actual oil deep fryer.

i've noticed a distinct difference in crispiness when i let mine warm up like five minutes longer than the official preheat.

Then I expect you to do your part now that I've put dinner on the table.

It's Herman Cain.

I have and thus have reached your comment.