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[–] 50 points 3 months ago

How do tankies wrestle

Naked

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Capitalism truly does breed innovation

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago* (6 children)

    Communism never could have conceived Judy Hopps

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Space jam this space jam that. Why do we pretend it holds a candle to Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    The sheer audacity for people to claim that Lola Bunny is even in the same ballpark as Jessica Rabbit.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    despite the name, jessica rabbit doesn't appeal to furries

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If the Soviets had made Space Jam, it meant they were badly attempting comedy. If they didn't make Space Jam, it proved a lack of imagination inherent in the system. parenti-hands

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  • [–] 30 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    The Soviets could have never conceived of flat Newman. Sad.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Is this why there are nazi furries?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    No, it's because Lola got debooba'd after the woke mob came

    Polish fascisthttps://xcancel.com/ArturDziambor/status/1367930881265000455

    Kagi Translate:

    Lola from Space Jam: if you remember the first one, you had a f***ing brilliant childhood, if you're only just discovering this character in the second part, you're living in a dictatorship of political correctness. "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" probably wouldn't fly today either. Ugh...

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago
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    berdly-smug I told you we won the Space Race

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    Re-watching Space Jam would probably put your mind at ease

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    We'll just have to make the Soviet Union again and see if it gets made next time I guess

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    How do they reconcile that Space Jam occured twice, first as farce (1996) and then as tragedy (2021)? What does Marx say about that, huh?

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Every time I'm welcomed to the slam I get concussjammed

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    If only Arvydas Sabonis hadn’t been injured . . .

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    The soviet's basically invented cinema so all good films owe their existence to the Soviet Union

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Cinema is just sequenced photographs. That isn't impressive. The US invented basketball comedy as a genre because it has freedom of speech. Tankies can't accept this, lest their precious North Korea never achieve a domestic basketball comedy.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    Tarkovsky pitched Space Jam to the film board but it was rejected. Many people think Tarkovsky left the USSR because of Nostalghia, but it was actually over Space Jam.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    i don't wrestle, i ball niko-dunk

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)