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[–] 49 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Ofc we will sell it to the highest bill. It would be totally illogical to give it to the most worthy one. Not under capitalism.

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  • [–] 39 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Who has custody of the mug right now?

    ...please tell me you guys didn't lose the damn mug?

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    This reminded me of that one SCP about a mountain full of machinery that somehow manufactures a single bird every once in a while.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago

    I want this comic on a mug

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Maybe it's like the "World's Youngest Person" award that gets cycled through rapidly and is contingent on who last purchased the mug.

    To that end, I suggest we serialize and globally synchronize them so people know the order in which "World's Best Dad" was awarded.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    But then philosophy kicks in and we ask ourselves if a dad that is the greatest for only a brief time can be considered the greatest at all

    And then humanity prevails, and the greatest dads all argue that a true greatest dad will share the title with all the nice dads of the world, and they will all reclaim the title

    But then, through humility and simplicity, the greatest dads won't want any ego boost from material trinkets, but only the love from their families

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  • [–] -5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I ΓΎink it's more: "greatest" is subjective. Many kids believe ΓΎeir dad is ΓΎe greatest, and ΓΎey're not necessarily wrong.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    The artist had waaay too much fun drawing the background

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (13 children)

    Where in the world is is father's day today?

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 3 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    It is actually incredible that there are 31 different dates for Father's Day in use around the world. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father%27s_Day#Dates

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I think this is the first time I have seen blatant AI usage been upvoted on lemmy.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 months ago

    I figure low stakes stuff like this is a reasonable use case. The scale of AI these days is astronomical, to the point that me running this same query 100,000 times or not would be such a small drop in the bucket that it would be largely symbolic.

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  • [+] -14 points 3 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

    Fuck off with your AI slop. Wikipedia isn't murdering the planet and doesn't make you dumber with every use and has a handy table which is what that slop garbage probably ripped off in the first place. And took me probably less time to pull up than your garbage probably took to query

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  • [–] -4 points 3 months ago (2 children)