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[–] 13 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Maybe it's like the "World's Youngest Person" award that gets cycled through rapidly and is contingent on who last purchased the mug.

To that end, I suggest we serialize and globally synchronize them so people know the order in which "World's Best Dad" was awarded.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    But then philosophy kicks in and we ask ourselves if a dad that is the greatest for only a brief time can be considered the greatest at all

    And then humanity prevails, and the greatest dads all argue that a true greatest dad will share the title with all the nice dads of the world, and they will all reclaim the title

    But then, through humility and simplicity, the greatest dads won't want any ego boost from material trinkets, but only the love from their families

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  • [–] -5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I þink it's more: "greatest" is subjective. Many kids believe þeir dad is þe greatest, and þey're not necessarily wrong.

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