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[–] 96 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Someone has to say it…

It’s what plants crave!

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  • [–] 49 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    I hope that those pants are rated for chemicals, they have been dumping shit in that water for days to clear up the bloom.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Plebe safety is not highly ranked in the list of priorities. No one is doing that job unless they need to. I hope they at least get health insurance…

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  • [–] 35 points 3 months ago* (12 children)

    European here, what is this Brawndo?

    EDIT: Briefly forgot I could google it.

    It's a fictional energy drink from the movie Idiocracy (which has long been on my to-watch list)

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I had idiocracy on my list for a while. After watching it, I can confirm that it's easily one of the best movies ever made.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    When that came out, it was a way over the top silly movie.
    Watching that now may prove to be a very different experience.

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago

    Shut up with yer stupid words and put some more Ow, My Balls!" back on!

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Please tell me they're not trying to scoop all the algae out of there.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If you shock it, that kills the algae, right?

    Then where does it go? There's physical remnants left behind. That doesn't just disappear.

    Just like you have to skim a regular pool, I'm sure you want to keep solid waste out of the reflecting pool to keep from overwhelming a filtration system that's simply not built for the load.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I assumed it was a generated image.

    At the very least, the water is too green.

    If it happens to be legit, no they're not scooping algae because they don't have anything to scoop it into.

    That said, during algal blooms in estuaries et cetera physically removing it is part of the process. If a healthy estuary is free of whatever variety of algae, but it gets infested somehow for example due to fertiliser run off from farms, then stopping the fertiliser may not be enough to solve the problem because the estuary is clogged up with algae.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago

    It's got electrolytes! It's what plants crave!

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago

    Careful not to meme too much about this they might send a horsey cop to arrest you and give you a ticket

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    America needs electrolytes!

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    Fuck, that's a top notch joke!! Hats off to you!.

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    The dead baby ducks are super sad

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    Are these the vandals they're arresting for pouring in corrosive chemicals, walking in the pool, and scraping off the poorly done, poorly conceived paint job?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    You know it's fresh when it's green

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    People generations from now are going to feel the embarrassment. That's how potent it is.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    This actually looks delicious. Would totally drink.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (3 children)

    I thought brawndo was a mad-magazine-esque pun for kids based off a popular detergent logo from the early 80's. Never saw idiocracy.

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