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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

It's a well-known fact that cats can change both their mass and state of matter at will.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. They can flatten themselves out and go right through a seam in your wall

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I've seen it.

I didn't catch the cat in the act, but there was no other way he could have done it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I thought Liquid was the constant state

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Sometimes they exhibit the properties of a gas and occupy all available space

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

These aren't cats... They're polymorphed dragons.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

came here to say this lol

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Their gravity defying subsystem sometimes malfunctions and activates in reverse.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

This should be a Lemmy community

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Someone please make /c/polymorpheddragon

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

The glasses might be making you see things strangely...

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Correlation vs causation.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

dents and holes are a natural place for liquids like cats to concentrate in.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Nah, it is how they spawn. Like a meteor.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Polymorphed Dragon.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Those our some dense MFers.

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