this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's a well-known fact that cats can change both their mass and state of matter at will.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. They can flatten themselves out and go right through a seam in your wall

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I've seen it.

I didn't catch the cat in the act, but there was no other way he could have done it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought Liquid was the constant state

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes they exhibit the properties of a gas and occupy all available space

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

These aren't cats... They're polymorphed dragons.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

came here to say this lol

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Their gravity defying subsystem sometimes malfunctions and activates in reverse.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This should be a Lemmy community

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Someone please make /c/polymorpheddragon

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

The glasses might be making you see things strangely...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Correlation vs causation.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

dents and holes are a natural place for liquids like cats to concentrate in.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Nah, it is how they spawn. Like a meteor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Polymorphed Dragon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Those our some dense MFers.

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