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[–] 130 points 2 months ago (6 children)

"Very close to"

Wow much spiritual

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  • [–] 38 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    It's like a draft. He has been trying out a number of deities.

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    [–] 83 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    What a weird way to phrase that

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  • [–] 50 points 2 months ago (18 children)

    He’s a trump. So it’s a given.

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  • [–] 42 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Yeah, but imagine an emergency broadcast pops up and in the grainy darkness you see trump writhing nailed to a cross. A wild eyed barron, with a bloody chi ro drawn on his forehead and flagellation scars, announces the creation of heaven on earth. He then carves out ding don’s heart, takes a bite, and then casts what’s left into a cleansing flame

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    As someone with a less than honorable father myself, I hope that the next generation can pull away from doing wrong, evil things. I know that I've tried to! There's still hope for Barron, even if his father has set a poor example.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I think that ship has left the dock, and already hit an iceberg. Reports are that Barron is a fan of Andrew Tate and was part of the reason he was released.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    I don't believe in sins of the parent transferring to their kids (or other relatives). It's not his father that will be his biggest moral stumbling block. Like all rich nepo babies having unlimited wealth and power shoved up his ass the day he sprung into existence is likely to be the reason he'll be a total piece of shit. Just like the rest of them.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    In the absolute Pollyanna sense of "there is always hope, nobody's beyond redemption, everyone is good deep down, everything that rhymes is true" sense I actually agree, but the other part of me that looks at any given rich guy and says "he probably deserves to die" is really looking like he's got something to say

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    [–] 40 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    He simultaneously has “do you know who my dad is” face and “I mutilate small animals in the basement” energy.

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    [–] 29 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    How is his face so punchable

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago

    He’s on the rim, circling

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (12 children)

    Does anyone in this family have any redeeming qualities?

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    Arguably that's what began this whole debacle.

    Narcissism has a lot of root causes, but "never being good enough for Dad" is a pretty common one.

    I remember during the comedy roast of Trump, Seth McFarlane began with something like: "We're here to honor a great man and businessman (pause) that would be Fred Trump, Donald Trump's father".

    He looked like he wanted to kill him, and then announced a presidential run for 2016 at the end of the show/episode.

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    [–] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Jesus was pretty specific about how a person should become his follower. He said that you have to give away all of your possessions to follow him.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Shortly after, he’ll be announcing the start of his political career…

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    [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    90% of me doesn't give a shit. But I admit there's 10% of me that wonders if he inherited the "dumbest goddam student I ever had" gene.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    Amusing that the orange moron-in-chief is allowing some of his sycophantic yes-people to religiously groom his youngest son

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    [–] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I wonder what people call him? Surely nobody says Barron. What a stupid fucking name. I want to believe he goes by the name Barry, or Baz.

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    [–] 13 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Imagine being named after your dad's phony name when he crank called radio stations.

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    [–] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    why do all nepo babies look the same?

    do they inbreed? or is it just from impregnating eastern european nepo brides?

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    [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Is this the same Baron Trump whose mom was upset that people talked about him online?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Apple, tree, etc.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Uncle Baby Baron wants to sell you some health elixirs, because he's selfless.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    I'd assume that he's under a lot of pressure from his dad who will happily kill people who don't do what he wants.

    Or, from one neurodivergent to another, you're surviving the only way you know how.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    He's almost there, but he's holding out for a better offer.

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    [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    I believe they already exist

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    This guys bible is computer!!!

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