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[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 130 points 1 month ago

"Very close to"

Wow much spiritual

It's like a draft. He has been trying out a number of deities.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

He’s getting bored with torturing animals and he’s out of classmates.

[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Insert Murderface "it's all the same!" rant.

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[-] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 83 points 1 month ago

What a weird way to phrase that

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago

Jesus just needs to take him out to a nice meal and give him a little road head and he's on lock.

C'mon Jesus you can do it!

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[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 50 points 1 month ago

He’s a trump. So it’s a given.

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 42 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but imagine an emergency broadcast pops up and in the grainy darkness you see trump writhing nailed to a cross. A wild eyed barron, with a bloody chi ro drawn on his forehead and flagellation scars, announces the creation of heaven on earth. He then carves out ding don’s heart, takes a bite, and then casts what’s left into a cleansing flame

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 14 points 1 month ago
[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago

You shall find salvation in the LORD, SINNER! 🤪 🔪 ✝️

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

my LORD is a crab and flies through outer space hosting little dinners at which they serve tea

i don't expect salvation i expect crumpets

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[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And then Indiana Jones steals some ancient glowing stones ...

oh ...

then he gets caught and RFK Jr. makes him drink "the green blood", a mix of road kill racoon blood, whole milk, and the water from the reflecting pool.

[-] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Kalima! Kalima! Kalima!

[-] otterpop@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

As someone with a less than honorable father myself, I hope that the next generation can pull away from doing wrong, evil things. I know that I've tried to! There's still hope for Barron, even if his father has set a poor example.

[-] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I think that ship has left the dock, and already hit an iceberg. Reports are that Barron is a fan of Andrew Tate and was part of the reason he was released.

[-] otterpop@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Maybe. He's still young though and has an entire lifetime ahead of him to repent and change, it's at least worth hoping for.

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[-] Doom@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I don't believe in sins of the parent transferring to their kids (or other relatives). It's not his father that will be his biggest moral stumbling block. Like all rich nepo babies having unlimited wealth and power shoved up his ass the day he sprung into existence is likely to be the reason he'll be a total piece of shit. Just like the rest of them.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

In the absolute Pollyanna sense of "there is always hope, nobody's beyond redemption, everyone is good deep down, everything that rhymes is true" sense I actually agree, but the other part of me that looks at any given rich guy and says "he probably deserves to die" is really looking like he's got something to say

[-] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 4 points 1 month ago

Is it a given that he was sexually abused by his father and his friends too ? I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.

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[-] blattrules@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

He simultaneously has “do you know who my dad is” face and “I mutilate small animals in the basement” energy.

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[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 month ago

How is his face so punchable

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

Well both of his parents are massive slabs of rotting cancer sores so it's probably just genetics.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 month ago

He’s on the rim, circling

[-] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Does anyone in this family have any redeeming qualities?

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Trump's dad has since 1999

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Arguably that's what began this whole debacle.

Narcissism has a lot of root causes, but "never being good enough for Dad" is a pretty common one.

I remember during the comedy roast of Trump, Seth McFarlane began with something like: "We're here to honor a great man and businessman (pause) that would be Fred Trump, Donald Trump's father".

He looked like he wanted to kill him, and then announced a presidential run for 2016 at the end of the show/episode.

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[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

If there were good people in Trump's family, they'd disown him

[-] crandlecan@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Computer says no 🙂‍↔️

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[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago

Jesus was pretty specific about how a person should become his follower. He said that you have to give away all of your possessions to follow him.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

That was Jesus the Jew. They follow Jesus the Capitalist.

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[-] alexc@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Shortly after, he’ll be announcing the start of his political career…

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[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

90% of me doesn't give a shit. But I admit there's 10% of me that wonders if he inherited the "dumbest goddam student I ever had" gene.

[-] ReverendIrreverence@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Amusing that the orange moron-in-chief is allowing some of his sycophantic yes-people to religiously groom his youngest son

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[-] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 14 points 1 month ago

I wonder what people call him? Surely nobody says Barron. What a stupid fucking name. I want to believe he goes by the name Barry, or Baz.

[-] pech@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[-] neclimdul@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Many people don't know this but the "t" in Robert is silent when followed by Barron. It's comes from an old American tradition of redistributing wealth to the most wealthy.

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[-] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Imagine being named after your dad's phony name when he crank called radio stations.

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[-] whereitsat@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

why do all nepo babies look the same?

do they inbreed? or is it just from impregnating eastern european nepo brides?

[-] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Royalty used to, and I’m not saying they don’t but they used to.

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[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Is this the same Baron Trump whose mom was upset that people talked about him online?

[-] Trebuchet@europe.pub 5 points 1 month ago

Apple, tree, etc.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Uncle Baby Baron wants to sell you some health elixirs, because he's selfless.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

I'd assume that he's under a lot of pressure from his dad who will happily kill people who don't do what he wants.

Or, from one neurodivergent to another, you're surviving the only way you know how.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

He's almost there, but he's holding out for a better offer.

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[-] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I believe they already exist

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This guys bible is computer!!!

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