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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/CantStandIdoits on 2026-06-19 14:32:12+00:00.

Obligatory this didn't happen today but rather 3 years ago when I worked at McDonald's

I had the song "We've got a bigger problem now" by Dead Kennedys stuck in my head, and roughly about 2 minutes into the song there's a line that mentions the "master race"

This song was stuck in my head the entire day, so much so I was humming it to myself.

Eventually a customer pulls up to the window, it's about 9PM and my shift ends in an hour, and as I prepare to deliver my "Hi welcome to McDonald's" spiel, I end up mixing up a few words and delivering

"Hi welcome to the master race!"

I instantly realized what I had said and started profusely apologizing, the customer however wasn't paying attention and didn't know that I had just welcomed him into the master race.

My coworkers however, DID hear my fuck up and lost their shit laughing.

TLDR: Accidentally welcomed an unsuspecting customer into the master race