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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/FormarShadow1 on 2026-06-18 06:23:12+00:00.

I'm currently staying at my boyfriend's parents place. His sister, brother in law and their kid, and our dogs are also here.

It was dark, the dogs were all excited, I decided to play soccer with their toys which they love, I didn't check to make sure the toddler's toys were put away, saw a silhouette which looked like one of the dogs weird-looking toys, gave it a massive roundhouse kick and..... FFFFFFUUUUUU£+:?";@&#+£+'🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 my boyfriend then had to come carry me to the caravan while I went through the sailor words Mr. Krabs style

What an impression to make. Thankfully the kid wasn't in hearing range and I got all my vaccinations. That's what happens when you kick stuff in the dark.

TL;DR: Mistook the baby's toy truck for the dog's stuffed toy, kicked it and busted my foot.