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[–] 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I would wash and recycle those so hard.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Weird that you would have an erection while washing these....

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I'd skip the middle man and put them in the trash.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Those are likely PET bottles which are highly recyclable. There are a few plastics that are recyclable in large enough pieces. It's just that so much of our packaging and products are just mixed or thin plastics with a lot of printing which are not in any way recyclable.

    Now when I say recyclable I mean plausibly do-able at scale, with a decent quality output material suitable as feedstock for manufacturing, not profitably recyclable. I don't think any plastic recycling is profitable.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Even the plastics that are actually able to be recycled generally aren't. I still throw them in the recycling bin, but all the evidence suggests that the vast majority of recyclable plastics specifically sorted to be recycled just... aren't.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago

    I don't get it.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Then you failed.

    It’s just empty ketchup bottle.

    And I use 50% reduced ketchup.

    What am I suppose to be angry about?

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I think it’s the collection of nearly empty bottles? Like, imagine a home fridge with just like 10 nearly, but not quite, empty bottles of ketchup.

    Probably.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Because I often use ketchup and some lime juice as part of the sauce for certain stir frys I will add some lime juice and shake to incorporate all the ketchup into it, and then pour all of that into the next bottle (adding some lime if it gets too thick), repeating until I have a single bottle of ketchup and lime juice and a few almost completely empty bottles to throw away

    It might be worth the effort if I actually had the energy for that, but I don't lol. Why do I do this to myself??

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Fingering the bottle with your pinky goes a long way. This is dead serious and not a period joke, I repeat, this is not a period joke.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Are you having some kind of wedding so you can marry the ketchups?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    whoever did this should not be in your life

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    If you're not growing your own tomatoes, preparing them in a way to make your own catsup, and canning and preserving it yourself then fuck you.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Nice queef collection.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    You never buy a second bottle. Buy the cans and refill the original bottle

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    That's awfully fancy of you. We just refill it with water when it's halfway done, and we never had to buy another bottle.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Just curious: Are your kids crying a lot for no reason?

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  • [–] -3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    AI generated, I refuse to believe anyone would have this much ketchup in their house.

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